So,linking up with A Dirty Nappy in a linky to make a friend laugh who’s just had baby number 2!Congrats by the way.Now say goodbye to sleep,hairbrushing and grown up TV programmes!
When I had my first I said i’d never do it again.I lied.16 years later I now have 3. I also have mountain-sized bags under my eyes and know the Cbeebies presenters better than I know myself!My teenager talks in unintelligible grunts and the 2 younger ones want to rip each others heads off at every opportunity.How lovely they said,you have boys and a girl and they’ll never be lonely!Oh they will when they’re spending most of their time on seperate naughty steps for drawing on each other with a bright red sodding Sharpie!!
The supermarket is always fun,try chasing kids who ALWAYS want to go in opposite directions – which one do you chase and which one do you abandon in the cheese aisle?Get to the checkout and find a years worth of sugary crap hidden under the toilet rolls.Nice try kids.And why is it that kids can only ever find 1 shoe?Do the other ones bugger off en masse to a shoe rave and turn up worse for wear when they think you’re not looking?
I’ve spent many a morning envying the Mum’s at the school in a full face of make-up clean/ironed clothes and matching shoes.How the bloody hell do they do it?Do they get up at 3am or what?I’m not a pyjama clad school run Mum but the last thing on my mind is which lippy to wear!
They will always compete as to who can make the worst face on photos and you can guarantee that if one has a nice smile the other is busy digging for something up their left nostril!