All kids have cute and funny ways of saying or pronouncing certain words.Some of them are funny and some can be pretty embarrassing – guaranteed to be shouted whilst in the company of someone it shouldn’t. Like the times they shout out about you having a big bum whilst getting changed in the leisure centre ready for swimming.Cheers then.
These are some of my faves that my kids regularly come out with!
Bedbloom– a bear came,made all this mess in my bedbloom and jumped out the window!He really did though Mum!
Flimming – can repeat the word shit clear as day that time you burned yourself on the oven but swimming?No.
HiPad – the time you actually want them to drop the H they don’t!
Het – Say “eh” “ok Mum eh” “now say ate my food” “um het my food”
Yucky Daddy – not said about something that’s yucky,it’s literally Daddy that’s yucky,generally said when doing/asking for something they shouldn’t like jumping head first off the settee or ramming handfuls of marshmallows in their gobs.
Wifier – No boring old WiFi in this house it’s morphed into Wifier (shame it’s not superfast then hey,since it’s got a posh name)
I’m having a toilet – no idea where this one came from but you’re welcome to it son,Daddy’s probably stunk it out anyway!
Barfers – nope not some American kids vomming everywhere,it’s what they call a bath!
Hungly – “Mummy I’m a little bit hungly” “well heres a nice banana” “no i’m just hungly for sweeties Yucky Mummy”
Farties – Those (not so brightly coloured anymore) sweets of chocolate in a crispy shell.In my day they’d send you loopy.No fun anymore.
Do your kids have any you secretly find cute or hilarious?
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Ahhh so good 🙂 Love the ‘hungly’ one. Mine is nearly two, but refuses to speak. Perhaps a godsend.
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I’m having a toilet!!! You couldn’t make up what they say if you tried could you? Gorgeous. #bestandworst
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hahaha, my daughter always says dump instead of jump, an example of this is when she says “mummy I want to dump in the pool” infront of everyone at the swimming pool #bestandworst
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Oh that’s is BRILLIANT!!I love it x
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hahaha! My girl always says she’s having a toilet too….Kids are so funny! lol
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I love kids and the things they say. For ages an elephant was ‘Elli-lot’. When my daughter needs a number 2 it’s a ‘big splash one’. Well, it makes sense! #bestandworst
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Ha,that’s fab x
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Hungly is so cute! There are a few I want to keep – blueblees instead of blueberries was one of my favourites. She can say it properly now 😦 #bestandworst
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Aw supercute! We have stinky daddy in our house- he deserves it!!
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Haha I love these, so cute!! Sam told me to close my face today because he wanted me to stop singing!! xx
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Haha brilliant and so agree about being able to say the word shit or similar so clear! My son used to call helicopters telefuckers…..go figure haha, made us laugh especially when he used to shout it out in the street! Thanks for linking up to the #bestandworst 🙂
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Love it!!!!
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Still love the hipad! Hungly is so cute! #ftmob
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HiPad and Farties would be great entries for the Oxford dictionary! #ftmob
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Lol I love farties, hungly and bedbloom – adorable. I know what you mean about the ‘big bum’ type comments when changing after “flimming” – when we went last week, Jessica kept shouting out “boobies! Look Mummy’s boobies!” loudly in the changing room! Oh the joys…! Thanks for linking up to #ftmob 🙂
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Ha ha these are great! A couple of our fave words of Monkeys are “serbatry” for conservatory and “nockynurs” for binoculars. He also loves telling me I have a baby in my big tummy. Thanks Monkey!
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Aww they are soooo cute!Love to make you feel good don’t they lol x
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Aww this is so cute, I think flimming is my fave =) Boo says ‘feet’ but as she pronounces F’s as Sh’s we get something that sounds a lot like a swear word…
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