I’ve noticed I’ve been posting increasingly random tweets lately so I thought I’d do a little post about the story behind the tweet.
Seriously though the whole 10 minutes I was in the shower this happened.How hard is it to have a shower without some bugger deciding they need to be in there with you?We have 2 toilets in the house now sod off and use the other one.I always end up having the quickest shower ever.I blame that for the fact my hair always looks poo.
God love him we were reading “Father Christmas Needs a Wee” and he decided it would be fun to send the grandparents a video of him reading it.He started off so well too then it got to the part where he should have said “One hot choc,yum” and it all went a bit wrong.I know it’s not in the slightest bit funny and I’m ashamed to say I laughed…a lot.
It was actually the one of those Lego storage head things but that’s just splitting hairs.What the bloody,bloody hell possessed you kid?!Of course the answer was “I dunno”.You think your kids can’t surprise you any more than they have already?You’re dead wrong!!
Her “friend” up until now has been harmless,wanting biscuits,getting blamed for the vile smells wafting around and then this…Freaked me right out I can tell you.I have no idea where she got it from but arghhhh.I hope she goes back to being a biscuit nicker ‘cos I don’t like the freaky stuff!
We all dread this question but in a public place where other (giggling) people can hear?That’s just double dying isn’t it.She mumbled something about it being whether you are a boy or girl and used a pasty as distraction.Awesome.
Have you tweeted anything weird lately?Oh and is your mobile signal as crap as mine?