I’ve noticed I’ve been posting increasingly random tweets lately so I thought I’d do a little post about the story behind the tweet.
Seriously though the whole 10 minutes I was in the shower this happened.How hard is it to have a shower without some bugger deciding they need to be in there with you?We have 2 toilets in the house now sod off and use the other one.I always end up having the quickest shower ever.I blame that for the fact my hair always looks poo.
God love him we were reading “Father Christmas Needs a Wee” and he decided it would be fun to send the grandparents a video of him reading it.He started off so well too then it got to the part where he should have said “One hot choc,yum” and it all went a bit wrong.I know it’s not in the slightest bit funny and I’m ashamed to say I laughed…a lot.
It was actually the one of those Lego storage head things but that’s just splitting hairs.What the bloody,bloody hell possessed you kid?!Of course the answer was “I dunno”.You think your kids can’t surprise you any more than they have already?You’re dead wrong!!
Her “friend” up until now has been harmless,wanting biscuits,getting blamed for the vile smells wafting around and then this…Freaked me right out I can tell you.I have no idea where she got it from but arghhhh.I hope she goes back to being  a biscuit nicker ‘cos I don’t like the freaky stuff!
We all dread this question but in a public place where other (giggling) people can hear?That’s just double dying isn’t it.She mumbled something about it being whether you are a boy or girl and used a pasty as distraction.Awesome.
Have you tweeted anything weird lately?Oh and is your mobile signal as crap as mine?
That was a nice moonwalk out of the sex question,must remember to have pasty about my person at all times. Also what is a hulk smash? What am I missing out on?
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Yes,no wonder Greggs do so well!!The Incredible Hulk shouts it whilst smashing 2 fists on the nearest object which unfortunately for me was the bathroom door!
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I love your random tweets they are fab, the truth behind motherhood, you should start a series. #picknmix
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Love this. I often send random texts to my husband along the lines of “the little one just ate a spider”. Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
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Great idea for a post! Loving the lego poo and the taping of the doll’s mouths! Maybe the disturbing way they are packaged gave her that idea – I remember Jason Manford commenting about how ridiculously restrained dolls are in boxes now, after on he got his daughters was tied by arms, legs, neck & hair. He asked who they had working in packaging – Jeffrey Dahmer? #fridayfrolics
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Haha, loved this! I need to up my Twitter randomness game 😀 #thelist
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Haha this is so funny!! Ohh the hot choc one…we have had that too with that book, they seem to say it over and over again too!! #picknmix xx
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Ha ha these are great! #picknmix
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Lol! Theyre funny aren’t they, but mortifying st the same time. I’m always tweeting the ffs funny moments #fridayfrolics
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Brilliant and really made me giggle. Erm with you on the sellotape one – eek!? Hot choc is hilarious. We currently have issues with the word “Christmas”. It is apparently to be pronounced “p!ssmas”. Interesting… 🙂 xx
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Oh this made me laugh I am so going to be following you on twitter. I nearly posted something my daughter said that had me crying but I was warned not to ‘coz she would just die of embarrassment! #KCACOLS
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Ha ha ha these tweets are just brilliant! They are so funny – I cannot believe she pooped in the lego head – yikes and I bet that was so gross to clean up! #kcacols
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So funny! I know how it feels having shower and somebody keeps knocking on the door wanting to get in.. grrrrr! And the constant poop and pee conversation which is ridiculous, lol #KCACOLS.
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I still can’t take a shower in peace, but I feel much better knowing that at least she hasn’t pooed in a box
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Love this! And always loved your random tweets! I don’t even think they need much explaining either! #ftmob
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Ha ha love it, you’ve had me laughing my head off at your tweets lately 😉 but oh my word the poor lego box!!! 😉
Thanks for linking up to #PicknMix
Stevie xx
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These are brilliant – I remember seeing some of these on my timeline and great to hear more of the story behind them. Hope there were no Lego bricks in the storage head at the time and the imaginary friend sounds quite scary to me. The sex question is one you definitely don’t want to be asked in a public place but I thought the mum got out of it very well. Thanks for linking up to #ftmob 🙂
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I love a random tweet. But oh my goodness, the sellotape request?! FREAK-Y!!
Thanks for linking up with #KCACOLS
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