If you have kids who love Youtube, (we use Youtube Kids, weeds out most of the adult and weird ones you don’t want the kids watching) you’re sure to have come across at least one video that’s made you want to stab your ears with a fork. Here I list the top 5 that are guaranteed to mash your head.

Pop See Ko This is one that you will find yourself singing all day every day after you’ve heard it. Annoying but catchy and the kids will love it when you join in and make up stupid dance moves to go with it. Honest.

Mash rating ⭐⭐⭐

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Johnny Johnny Yes Papa Not sure whether Johnny is one of the most bloody annoying kids on the planet or to be impressed at his ability to consume everything he did. It goes on forever and the food isn’t the only thing sickly sweet.

Mash rating ⭐⭐⭐

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Pokemon Pikachu Song This Pikachu/Pokemon horror is just on that pitch. The one that makes you want to through the Wifi hub in the sea. Even my son screams “make it stop” when my daughter puts this on. Even the cuteness that is Pikachu cannot save this monstrosity.

Mash rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Nom Nom Nom Nom song Undecided which is more annoyingly awful with this one. The fact that you find yourself saying aww about the animals or the song. Make it stop please.

Mash rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Nyan Cat This makes my ears bleed. Nothing can save this one. High pitched freakiness. And when you see there’s a 10 hour version it’s obviously saved for “where the hell have you hidden my chocolate” torture purposes.

Mash rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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I do however love most of Parry Gripp’s stuff and this one in particular:

Do your kids love any of these videos? Have they got another annoying favourite?